Spit-Free Violence April 09, 2004 - 11:50 a.m.

I have to remember to not clean the keyboard while I'm in the middle of writing an entry. Hitting the F5 key has become a bad habit.

I had another weird dream last night. And, of course, I don't remember much of it.

There were lots of people beating up on lots of other people. There was more to the dream, but that's what mainly happened towards the end, which is what I remember most.

There was this chick with long matted hair and no face. When I say no face, I don't mean she simply had a dreamlike blur of a face. I mean there was no face at all.

For those of you that have seen Death Becomes Her, your first thought might be the scene where Goldie Hawn has a giant hole through her abdomen. If not, here's an example.

Well, the chick in my dream had a giant hole like that... going through her head. There was a top, sides, and a neck. But nothing in the middle. Not even hair hanging down in the back, despite the abundant amount of the stuff. That's bad dream CGI for ya.

I guess someone told her it was offensive, and despite being mean and evil and beating people up, she was kind enough to cover the hole-for-a-face. She used a big metal mask that was kind of birdlike. With a pointy, foot long nose.

After her runway model entrance showing off her new mask and menacing stances, a shovel was jammed through her mask and what remained of her head.

Bye-bye Holehead.

This very last bit of dream was some lady, looked like a gym teacher, running around with a shovel. She would attack anyone in sight. Not only would she swing the shovel like a bat as she hit people, but she loved to stab people with it too. In the... uh... most painful places imaginable.

Lots of violence. Lots of blood. Quite a bit of fucked up.

But, hey! No spitting this time!

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