Maybe I can get Danny Elfman to do my Theme Song... May 20, 2002 - 7:48 p.m.

I'm Princess Leia.

Last week I was bitten by a bug, on a few spots on my wrist. Typical bug bite, all itchy and crap. Having lived in the middle of the woods for two years, I've become quite familiar with the commom attacks of mosquitos and their annoying ghosts that itch for days. No... these are no mosquito bites. My only guess, it's from an angry arachnid. The thing is, this spot is all red and ugly. There are so many of them muttled (is that actually a word?) so close together, that it looks like one giant rash or something. About an inch in length. Not even 1/2 inch in width. Small enough to be covered by my watch, but big enough to annoy the living piss out of me!! It's not anything I'm worried about. It'll be gone by next week, I'm sure. I just wanted something to bitch about.

Yet I can't help wondering... what if it were some mutant freak spider (or whatever) that bit me. What if I wake up tomorrow or the next day with super powers?! Dude, I could be all Spider-Chic and use my powers for evil!! Eerrr... I meant to say 'good'. *evil cackle* That would rock. Okay, so I'd only be 'evil' to fix things in my life. Call it selfish... I realize it for what it is. But after my needs were taken care of, I'd end up being the typical good guy. Dammit. And I could have had so much too. DAMN MORALS!!!

Help me by wishing I'd wake up with super powers tomorrow, okay?

It's like Peter Pan. If you believe in faeries, clap real hard.

I have no idea where I was going with that thought. My mind is running away, obviously. I think it's a good time to go away now.

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