Action Words are Shite April 04, 2003 - 12:34 a.m.

I've come to the realization that I have no resume writing skills.

Along with that, I have no skills to speak of to include on a resume. I am a 'yes man' kind of person.

"Can you go do this random job?"
'Sure thing.'
"I need you to take care of this."
'Okey doke.'
"We're going to go over here and teach you how to do this."
'Awesome.'

I'm also monosyllabic, apparently.

How do I sell that trait without sounding like a complete loser? Aren't there companies that want that kind of person? I am an asset, god dammit. So I need to find a creative way to express this, while using 'action' words.

I've already worked on describing my roles at previous jobs, using bullshit... er, action words. But now I'm stuck trying to come up with just random 'qualifications'. As well as an 'objective'. Um, hello, my objective is a paycheck, ya twits. But I can't exactly say that.

Regardless of being stumped, at least I'm trying. I feel like I'm actually doing something, just by trying. Which is far better than whatever it was that I was doing before. Or rather, wasn't doing. Cause everyone knows I wasn't really doing much of anything.

Even if this gets me nowhere, the attempt is still important.

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