I've Got a Theory January 10, 2003 - 3:17 a.m.

Everything is blurry. I don't remember having to sit this close to the computer before. Also, my eyes really do look darker without the contacts in. Both green and violet being a lighter shade of poopy brown, after all.

I finally decided to take my contacts out after two full weeks of continual wear. These contacts supposedly only last one week. I'll prove anyone wrong, if I have the right answers.

Scientifically speaking, contacts last longer with me because I have a severely low amount of calcium in my system. It's mainly the calcium deposits in your eye that wears the contact away, or so I'm told.

But, that's no fun.

So let's go with some far fetched theory like... All contact companies are greedy liars and they simply want to get your money so they tell you these flimsy pieces of plastic are harmful after X number of uses.

Or maybe it's another similar conspiracy, like people don't really have bad vision at all. Power of suggestion creates the blurred vision. Then power of suggestion is used in alliance with the contact to 'correct' the vision. It's all mind tricks to cause people to buy this product. But again, that stems back to greed.

Maybe I'm just not human. Maybe I'm some mecha bot thing, and putting a contact into my eye (which is really just a cheap visual censor lacking infrared) is nothing more than slapping a piece of cellophane onto a wall and allowing the static to keep it in place.

Or maybe I am human. Yeah... a super human. With super powers and gadgets and everything. And I just don't know it yet. My contacts are really tracking devices, very technical disguises, and surveillance cameras; all in one (well, two) simple device. I'm being used as a spy. I am so cool now!

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