Strippers and Fluffy Milkshakes July 06, 2003 - 12:30 p.m.

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I am 77% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.
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Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named BOB. He was SO CRYING in the CIRCULAR forest when he met PURPLE RALPH, a run-away WINDOW WASHER from the ANNOYING Queen DOLORES.

BOB could see that PURPLE RALPH was hungry so he reached into his FISH BOWL and give him his FLUFFY MILKSHAKE. PURPLE RALPH was thankful for BOB's MILKSHAKE, so he told BOB a very LOUD story about Queen DOLORES's daughter CHLOE. How her mother, the ANNOYING Queen DOLORES, kept her locked away in a SHACK protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because CHLOE was so POOPY.

BOB SHAT. He vowed to PURPLE RALPH the WINDOW WASHER that he would save the POOPY CHLOE. He would READ the MONKEY, and take CHLOE far away from her eveil mother, the ANNOYING Queen DOLORES, and HIT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GIMPED EARTHQUAKE and PURPLE RALPH the WINDOW WASHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. ANNOYING Queen DOLORES COVERED out from behind a CHINA DOLL and struck BOB dead. In the far off SHACK you could hear a P..P..P..POW!.

THE END.

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