There's Lunch July 20, 2004 - 3:21 p.m.

Every summer, I'm attacked by mosquitoes. At least once a year I get a mosquito bite on my temple and inside my belly button.

And I rarely go outside!

Pale people are like homing beacons to the fuckers.

Right now, I have eight (8) mosquito bites on the top of my right knee alone. And those all happened through pants, because I very rarely wear shorts. Just imagine what my arms look like, being fully exposed to the elements. I don't think I could begin to count every bite I currently have.

If anyone's getting West Nile this year, it's so gonna be me.

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