I'm mad, I tell you! MAD!!!! May 22, 2002 - 10:56 a.m.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two
Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

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