Invitation to an uninviting party July 07, 2002 - 10:42 a.m.

My step-mom tried talking me into church attendance.

“You’ll enjoy it.”

Let me use my right hand to pluck out your eyelashes with a pair of kindergarten left handed scissors that only cut paper. You’ll enjoy it.

I didn’t enjoy church the many years I was forced to go in my childhood. Why would I start enjoying it now? I suppose there is a laugh factor involved. Stupidity is always funny.

But, unlike the typical ‘christian’, she dropped it after I said no.

I have to respect her for that.

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