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The case of the missing barf bag July 01, 2002 - 2:15 p.m. I don't want to stare at that barf bag tucked carefully into the pocket of the seat in front of me, while I'm eating my tiny bag of pretzels. But my eyes won't look away. Have there been people that actually use those things? If so, what do they do with them? "Here, stewardess. Please dispose of my vomit." I guess that's what would be done, but it just seems so silly. I'm tempted to take this one. Draw ugly things on it. Write random words or lyrics. Staple it to my wall at home. Will they check to replace it after the flight? I hope not. I hope the next person to sit here chokes on their tiny bag of pretzels and starts desperately searching for the missing puke container.
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